Deep Thought for Friday

Wouldn't it be funny
If a guy made a comment about my ass
And it answered
With a fart

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Deep Thought for Wednesday

'It was all a dream'
Is the 'Call me Ishmael'
Of rap

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Deep Thought for Monday

In a half-conscious moment
I thought it was David Axelrod
Who created "The Wire"

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Deep Thought for Monday

If we've come so far as a society,
why is the "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" lady
still from the fifties?

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Deep Thought for Wednesday

If you see two men
of different races
hanging out together


they're probably gay.

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