I Wish I Had a ForTwo

O I wish I had a ForTwo

For I do so love to drive

(There it is, I said it

Virtue princess: tan my hide!)

Bee-beep! Here comes Clebbie!

I wish I had a ForTwo

For I do so love things small

O the tiny parking spaces

Into which we'd crawl!

I should ride a bike or walk or take a crappy bus

But I just want to get there, soon, without the sweat and fuss

There's nothing quite so lovely as cruisin in my ride

Radio blasting, windows down, gas and break and glide

In my ForTwo I'm no sinner

Why, it barely is a car!

In my ForTwo I'm an ecosaint

A renegade, a star!

I want my ForTwo hybrid

And cheap somehow, and blue

But the bit that really matters

Is that it be for two

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